We will sit around tables
Full of biryani
of watered-down lemonade
And the man at the podium will shoot love thru his microphone and not shame
The Twins - Yaba & LaShawnte
Photo Credit: Ann Blake Photography
1. Have a black body
1a. Wear a headscarf
2. Choose a seat in an aisle with another black body in the window or aisle seat
3. Try for male black body - it will increase the chances of no one choosing the middle row
4. If the other black body is female, no worries. you will be visible and invisible as required.
I flew today. It was a full flight. So much so that at the gate, the agent was checking for third bags and making folks consolidate ANY third item into their second. And there were repeated announcements about not stowing coats in the overhead and directions for choosing the middle seats when that was all that was left. I had chosen an aisle seat with a sista in the window cause I figured no one would sit between us (see tips above) but after the umpteenth announcement I figured my tips would fail me…
There was another row with an empty middle seat right in front of the row of seats I was in. The passengers were a white skinned male and female, male in the window, female in the aisle. And there were two final passengers to board. The flight attendant passes my aisle and asks the folks in front if the sear is free and seats one passenger with them. As for the second passenger, well there was a man in an aisle two rows up from me, who got up to give her his seat. The flight attendants were bewildered “there should be a regular seat?!” One flight attendant noticed the free seat in my aisle and inquires “is someone in the bathroom?”, the sista in window responds “no” [as in the seat is free], but they don’t/won’t/can’t hear her, as the man, who was either a pilot or amarshall took a seat in the cockpit…
in the air
it must be fear
cause they don’t sit near
they’ve scanned the plane
they spot her
and they already know her name
so they pass by her
searching for some place safe
maybe on the ground
her bosom is their blankey
but up here
stakes is high?
they simply don’t see her.
mules don’t fly.
but she don’t mind much
notebook full of poems
pocketbook full of dreams
she ain’t mad at the extra space.
After watching all the videos from the popup album “Beyonce,” three things can be said for sure:
1.) She’s great at keeping a secret and somehow got a bunch of other people to be just as good.
2.) She really feels the need to assert herself in a way that is contrary to the Beyonce we’ve grown to…
In Pimp Theory, a âbottom bitchâ is the one in the whoresâ hierarchy who rides hardest for her man. Sheâs the rock of every hustler economy and her primary occupation is keeping other ho’s in check…
Spend enough time in this crooked room
you almost start to believe you are a crooked rib
and forget you are praying in a holding pen
or a gilded cage.
Whatever the euphemism
it’s still too small.
Listening as I mourn Madiba